asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(via pizza)


ourprincesswift:

When you're singing you can hear the echo of people in the audience singing every single word with you, and that was that big dream that I had for myself. It's happening.

(via sweeransigh)


lighter-stronger-healthier:

i can’t stop watching

lighter-stronger-healthier:

i can’t stop watching

(via sweeransigh)


Never Lie about your riding ability, it’s just pointless and so dangerous


STOP TELLING PEOPLE YOU JUMP 4 - 5 FEET!!

thecityhorse:

1. Your riding and horse make it obvious you don’t

2. People do actually check up on these things before they let you on their Grand Prix horse and you look like an idiot.

3. It is SO FUCKING DANGEROUS to lie about your ability.

(via bridle-less)


pastygod:

shaynthehero:

That’s how all women should feel about their body.

This is how everyone should feel about their body

(via sweeransigh)


jumpsandbumps:

15handsandcounting:

raisetherail:

15handsandcounting:

Harley is so majestic even when he’s walking this is borderline ridiculous look at this noble motherfucker.

What the fUCK those HOOVES

His hooves are terrifying to pick out, like you just never know what’s gonna come out, maybe five pounds of mud and horse shit, perhaps a few grasshoppers and a live mouse or two, the entire country of Russia…
You just never know man. 

The entire country of Russia

jumpsandbumps:

15handsandcounting:

raisetherail:

15handsandcounting:

Harley is so majestic even when he’s walking this is borderline ridiculous look at this noble motherfucker.

What the fUCK those HOOVES

His hooves are terrifying to pick out, like you just never know what’s gonna come out, maybe five pounds of mud and horse shit, perhaps a few grasshoppers and a live mouse or two, the entire country of Russia…

You just never know man. 

The entire country of Russia

(via s-uperflu0us)


dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(via pizza)


(via pizza)


Q
troyE HOW DO I KISS A BOy???????
A

troyesivan:

  • lippy lippy v soft
  • kiss kiss
  • open Opening
  • tonguey tong 
  • lick lick y um
  • mwa!!!
  • nibb-nibble
  • mwa x2
  • (boom ba doom bang!!!!)